What has the world come to?

it's got to a point where you can't even go out on a friday night and have a few wind down beers without finding your drunken face plastered all over someones website the next day.

But what are friends for I guess

Had a really crazy week at work this week, alot going on, some real serious and eye opening stuff happens in a kids emergeny department. So when i finished on friday afternoon the first place I wanted to be was down the pub.

Not that I ever imagined that this friday could top last fridays Uno extravaganza but I thought i would give it a try anyway. Now, whenever i go out drinking i have to be mindful of my medical condition. Its a fairly common condition called 'being weak as piss'. Which basically equates to me being a total knobstick after two beers.

Luckily, i had my good friend Conty to stick by my side and stop any neanderthal boyfriend from puttng a cave in my head for looking at his woman. That's one of the side effects of drinking. Your eyes lose the ability to focus and you find yourself uncontrollably staring.......at hootie toots.

So after 4 pints and 17 trips to the toilet, friday night on the town was almost complete.

 You CANNOT under any circumstances have a night out on the turps without finishing it off with a kebab. Its  in the constitution under compulsary late night  meat substitutes.

After a  few beers a kebab is like the most beautiful woman in the world wanting to take you home. It's utopia.

Without the alcohol, kebabs taste pretty much exactly like what they are.

 Roadkill.

 But throw in a few brewski's and it's like roadkill having a party in your mouth.....mmmmmm.

A traditional 'Aussie' Kebab........Can't beat that taste

I think this is the first saturday in my life that i have literally seen the sun rise. I think this is mainly related to the fact that i passed out on the couch at round a bout Big Birds bedtime.......9pm.

 All in all, not a bad way to start the weekend. A gentle headache, some mild dehydration and a severe case of alcohol induced flatulence......peeeeeyew.


Woah! newsflash!

I just realised something. the alarm on my watch is set to 545am. I just heard it go off. I seem to recall setting that alarm 6 months ago and it failing to pierce my deep sleep. Now i realise its been beeping away every morning since and i have been none the wiser.

No wonder my girlfriend wakes up grumpy in the morning......