in·va·sion    Pronunciation Key  (n-vzhn)
n.

1. The act of invading, especially the entrance of an armed force into a territory to conquer.
2. A large-scale onset of something injurious or harmful, such as a disease.
3. An intrusion or encroachment.

di·ar·rhe·a also di·ar·rhoe·a   Pronunciation Key  (d-r)
n.

Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Add these two wonderful words together and what do you get?




This little son of a bitch..........scientific name : Campylobacteriosis, also known as megaliquidshittyus

For the last 4 days i have had this little sucker my intestines wreaking ABSOLUTE HAVOC.  I havent eaten more than two crackers in the last two days and have spent my waking hours glued to the nearest toilet, firing off liquid dookies.

To afraid to sleep for fear of waking up in a pool of my own chocolate hotsauce. To weak to even change the t.v channel due to using all my strength clenching my ass together so all of my internal organs don't fall out. What a fantastic way to spend new years eve. Watching everyone else chow down on cake and yummy sausages and chug down champagne. While i get to sip my water and wait for it to come shooting out the other end 3 minutes later. Fanfaggedytastic.

I suppose the comforting thing is that only 15 people in every 100, 000 get this bacteria.oh, did i say comforting? i meant bloody annoying. Why can't this stinking invading little parasite go and  munch on someone elses duodenum? Why? because it wants me to suffer.

Happy freaking new years people. I think i just drew mud again...........

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